Im Married!

Cant believe it! Cant imagine that someone would actually marry me! Well, I suppose I keep my flaws well hidden. But still, I am a lucky man! You can see the photos from the wedding here.

What to say..the wedding went of in spectacularly good manner. The bride was blushingly beautiful and I was slightly yellowed from jaundice but holding up my end in a manly fashion (no sleazy pun intended) and after it was all over I was like..so shouldnt it feel different somehow? But then you realize that the reason it doesnt feel different is because you are still in post nuptial shock. Kind of like the shock you get when you fall off a building but much pleasanter. It takes a while for all the sensations to finally sink in. And then later on you think to yourself..damn! This feels even better!

I mean, think of all the benefits. This marriage thing was created by a genius I tell you! You can have the woman of your dreams in your house 24/7 and you can hug and kiss her as much as you want and nobody can say zot. And you get lots of cool gifts and money. Its like the icing on the cake though.

And of course, you can finally start acting as loony as you want because now you know..shes legally bound to love you and all that..hehe