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MSNBC - Bigger breasts offered as perk to U.S. soldiers

Heh..bigger boobs to distract the insurgents eh? I can just imagine the scenario...

Rebel jumps out of hiding place to shoot soldier. Soldier flashes boobs. Rebel is temporarily blinded and stunned and the soldier shoots him or better yet..takes him to prison for some S&M and bondage play (hey..thats everyman's fantasy no? Bondage with a big breasted woman in army uniform).

God dammit! This is all part of a bigger plan to combine the two biggest businesses in the world - the porn business and the military!!

YET AGAIN reporter Fido has come up with a brilliant and exclusive expose. Some sample titles..."Sgt Bubbs tough love" or "Prison Sex Kittens featuring Gen. Boozaloom".

Remember... you heard it first out here!