Troy

Oh Helen!
Oh Paris!

Lets run away to Troy and start a war...

Attaaack!
Oh no! Somebody died
Lets have a funeral

Attaaack!
Oh no! Somebody died
Lets have a funeral

Heres a nice horse, lets take it inside the city

Attaaack!
Oh no! Lots of people died
Lets have a funeral

The end.

Thats the whole movie Troy. I saw it last night just so you know.