Work Work Work
Somebody once commented that the job of a manager is to have lots of free time. Eh why you may ask? Because he has such good subordinates that he can delegate all his work to them.

In that case I am proud to report that me and Jay Menon are the only 2 people authorised to do any work in my company (because we happen to be at the very bottom of the heap and cant delegate any work to anyone else).

Let me look around and see if anyone is working except us...

Nope!!

..so the theory must be right!!

I am being mean now and will surely not get a gold plated watch on my retirement