Country Western Love Song
I met her outside Fresno with joggers;
I can still recall the neon sign she wore;
She was chewin' on a hangnail by the off-ramp,
and I knew I'd have to scrape her off the floor;
The painters knew I'd live off her forever;
She said to me she liked 'Spy vs. Spy';
But who'd have thought she'd make it on a surfboard;
She sent a hired thug to say goodbye.

Gibberish song generator I found on the net somewhere..