DNA's Reward
Hah..so anyways, was having this conversation with Nidhi during one of our more chatty moments (when she was distracted by the match and I could pretty much say whatever popped into my little head).

DNA replicate. DNA replication provides the basis for life. So life is all about DNA replication. Confusing eh? No? Most disappointing. Oh well..you must be much smarter than you look...

Anyways, so this DNA thingy wants to keep replicating and as a by product we get life..because DNA itself is inanimate. And then you start thinking that sex (and the occasional accidental orgasm) is actually a reward for helping DNA replicate.

But then again, why did DNA make it so darn complicated. I mean, you have to insert part A into part B and then fling this goo containing DNA at this other thingy and then the other thingy (if you are lucky) ends up producing a new lifeform after ages and ages.

Why not just grow a new life-form on your ass? Then, when it grows large enough, it can just drop off and start running around on its own. That way you wouldnt have to muck about with nightclubs, alcohol, and pieces of green paper. No more goo flung around the place either (or so I have heard from this one friend who knew someone who actually had sex once)