A Woman's Prayer

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep.
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long.
One who thinks before he speaks.
One who will call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he is gainfully employed.
When I spend his cash he won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door.
Massages my back and begs to do more.
I pray this man will love me to no end,
and never attempt to hit on my friend.
And as I pray beside my bed,
I look at the clown you sent me instead. Amen.