The Five M's of Existence

A wise man once said..ok ok..he said it like 5 mins ago..that our whole existence is always governed by one of the following M's:

1. Meeting
2. Mating
3. Masticating
4. Masturbating
5. Meditating

Although one might add that sleeping should also be included in the same..but that can be put under the meditating category!

So then humanity can be easily programmed. Every action can be put into one of the above categories. Thus, we arent very complex creatures no matter what we care to think. I always suspected that all of us were part of some ginormous computer program that choreographed our every move. Sort of like a Sims computer game.

And now I see that its true!! Aha!!

Err..If you have more M's to add please to go ahead..or any other letter you can make a believable list with!