Slapping ur own face to keep it red

According to well placed sources in my own household and office, the whole attack on Ayodhya seems to have been engineered by the VHP themselves to provide some publicity and an excuse to call for a nationwide strike. Of course, Bombay was exempted from this because the last time they tried a stunt like this someone filed a suit and they were fined for economic loss to the city of Bombay. Way to go suit filing dudes! Plus the VHP doesnt have any supporters in Bombay so they couldnt do diddly squat out here...

Anyhoo..to come back to the point, the VHP obviously felt they were in dire need of some publicity, so they sent in 6 of their best men dressed up as terrorists and had them shot to pieces (apparently the attackers stopped en route to pray at a temple. Uh..which good LeT terrorist would do that?). Then claimed it was the work of some terrorist organisation and in indignant tones claimed that the Government was responsible for allowing 2 acres of barren land to have been desecrated. This is indeed like slapping your own face to keep it red. Its a common tactic..do a percieved harm to yourself in the hope of getting sympathy. A pathetic cry for help from a fanatical organization trying to exist in a country which wants to be secular (as can be seen from the last election when the saffron BJP and their allies were swept from power and a much surprised Congress were installed in power. Apparently when asked to choose between corrupt leaders and fanatical trash, the people chose the lesser of the two evils).

The real desecration happened many years back when those fanatical VHP guys themselves invaded Ayodhya and caused a mess.

We beg the VHP to not take the effort of slapping their own faces. We are all ready to do it for them. Slap slap slap x 10,0000.