Bumbling Terrorists

Yesterday 6 terrorists tried to attack Ayodhya. No disrespect to the dead, but they were without doubt, the most lousy, hopeless, and bumbling bunch of fanatics it has been my lot to see the dead bodies of on TV (ok..not the bodies per se..but cartoon figures representing them).

They used a jeep to blow a hole in the fence...no one seems to have thought of climbing it (come on guys, even Salman Khan could have climbed it in his Rupa Banian). And then, they sort of blundered about looking for something to blow up. Which there wasnt because as we all know, all the destruction and demolition took place already some years back in a very professional fashion by Kar Sevaks led by Advani. So they pottered around in about 2 acres of empty land (with bits of rubble for variety) until someone put them out of their misery and shot them.

The bad thing about being a terrorist of course, is that you get killed, thus decreasing the gene pool which leads to ever stupider terrorists being left behind. You can see these guys were pretty dumb, because not one reputed terrorist organisation has stepped forward to take the credit for this fiasco.

I say, if you want to do a really good job of it you should hire either Advani or Narendra Modi. They will show ya a thing or two about killing people and demolishing Mosques without incurring any legal repercussions.