Firewall!

My company has a new firewall that makes it virtually impossible to look at naughty web pages. Unfortunately, the darn thing is paranoid so even inoffensive pages have been blocked off and I cant do my normal office "research" into downloadable movies and music anymore.

Well at least its not as bad as my buddy Abs in the US. His company has a filter for his email so if you call him a twat in an email it doesnt get delivered to him. However, he can send out all the insult laden emails he wants. The end result - an unequal match where he insults me merrily and I have to retort in Hindi to ensure my repartees reach him